Everything that worries the left can always be summed up in one word “vagina.” Here is a description of the effects of global warming from a recent resolution put out by house Democrats.
Food insecure women with limited socioeconomic resources may be vulnerable to situations such as sex work, transactional sex, and early marriage that put them at risk for HIV, STIs, unplanned pregnancy, and poor reproductive health,” it says.
Putting aside the rape committed against the English language all I can say is… huh? Translating this into common tongue what they are saying is that global warming will cause food to become scarce and then women will be forced to become zombie whores who exchange services for food — or, heaven forbid, they may choose to make common cause with a man to see to their needs by getting married. The resolution then goes on to rebut itself by saying that women in the developing world where this is most likely to happen produce 60-80% of the food there. You would think if that were the case that the women would be in the catbird seat should food become more scarce. I guess I am not taking into account the well known fact that all men are rapists and thieves who will take what the women produce. The resolution then goes on to list all of the groups who will be most affected, which basically is anyone without a vagina.
All of that aside, it would be enough to be concerned that there — you know — won’t be enough food and people will starve. Somehow this has to be tied back into vaginas and lack of access to Sandra Fluke — I mean abortion and birth control.
Of course, looking at what global warming has done to Al Gore, maybe they have a point.