Iran Threatens to Unleash Army of Mutant Marshmallow Men

Should the US attempt to attack its client state in Syria the Iranians are threatening to retaliate with their mutant army of marhsmallow men.  Now we know what they have really been doing with all of the uranium they have been enriching.


Luckily the US is prepared with a counter move.  A special strike unit known as the Girl Scouts put out this response to Iran’s warning.



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