Monthly Archives: May 2014

Could A Few Heroes Really Stand Against a Horde of Attackers

Leave it to the Japanese and their attention to detail to let no myth go untested as they pit three master swordsmen against 50 ordinary people, all armed with swords. To make it easier to see who has been hit … Continue reading

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English Monarch Threatens Genocide Against Entire Race of

little grey squirrels. So now we have Obama waging war against the weather.  Putin marshaling his forces to curb stomp obscene language, and the next King of England gone completely nuts over the proper ratio of grey to brown squirrels. We … Continue reading

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Hillary Clinton Failed to Declare Boko Haram a Terrorist Group

Boko Haram is yet another Islamic terrorist group which for some reason thinks being mean to little girls is the only sure path to paradise.  Their name translates roughly into “western education is sinful.”  They have ties to Al-Qaeda in … Continue reading

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Dictators Gotta Dictate

Putin issues an edict that cursing will be outlawed in movies, books and music. On the same day, Obama declares his intention to issue edicts declaring war on the weather. It is almost like each country finds its dumbest citizen … Continue reading

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The Feeling is Mutual

Obama’s hagiographer and apologist David Remnick would like us to know that Obama is deeply disappointed in us.  “Us” being, Republicans, Bashir Assad, Vladimir Putin, the public in general and, apparently, the laws of physics or any principle of economics … Continue reading

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The Quantum Theory of Supreme Court Jurisprudence — or Why Even Bother Writing the ACA?

As Nancy Pelosi infamously admitted, no one who voted for the ACA even knew what was in it.  It could have been a sheaf of completely empty pages for all they knew or cared. The Supreme Court decided it really … Continue reading

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