One of the interesting things recently released from documents seized at Bin Laden’s little hovel of inhumanity is a job application for Al Queda.
Here is a pro tip to anyone thinking of applying. Check “NO” on the part asking if you would like to carry out suicide attacks.
The fact that they took applications means that somewhere is a trove of information on who has worked for them or wanted to work for them. So if you are one of the ones who applied and haven’t received an answer yet don’t worry — it will likely be coming via drone very soon.