University of California Davis Acknowledges Moral Superiority of the South

In order to prevent triggering people and hurting their feelings the University of California at Davis is urging its students not to use phrases like “Hey, guys” or “Hey, Girls” but instead to say “y’all.”

Just think how their minds will be blown when they figure out that the South is more enlightened in every other way as well.

Seriously, we have reached peak victimhood when the shame of pretending that words like “Hey, guys” are unbearable to you is considered less than the power that can be gained from engaging in such a ruse.

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