I got this off Twitter so it may be a parody account, but if God ever answers the prayers of agnostics then I pray, “please God let this be true!” It would be the most ironic thing in the history of irony.
— 14ymedio (@14ymedio) December 3, 2016
Ah yes, nothing signals a sincerely held belief free of all coercion like a loyalty oath does. I think I will write one up for my wife and see what she says.
I also think the lesson we can all draw from this is that the difference between heaven and hell is that in hell the air conditioners are all manufactured by socialists.
Update: Apparently the story is true. It is on the AP wire, but none of the bigger news outlets are covering it. You can scroll through the AP pictures here and find it.